E-waste Explorer Mugs

Al's computer salvage.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

How life on Earth really got its start.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

Dustbin monster.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"You get one every time you order something online."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

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Pick & Buy Online.

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

'Does it have colour?'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Lulu's Dating Service: Special! Adult summer camp...Dining, dancing & long walks on the beach.

Man asking lady if she cares for him

Ebaying at the moon.

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."