Retro Electronics Explorer Mugs

"One day son, all this will be yours!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Tourist

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

'Does it have colour?'

"Now it's high definition!"

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'