Toxic Waste Warriors Pillows

Chemical Lawyers.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"It's not easy being green…"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

We're polishing our brand.

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

The Seahoover

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'He's a structural engineer.'