Recycling Warriors Pillows

"Your tests didn't come back, but your empty specimen bottle came back for recycling."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'He's a structural engineer.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Organic farm

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Urban Compost Heap.