Recycling Rebels Pillows

The Environmentalist

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Dustbin monster.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Sunday.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Hell's Allotment Holders.

Veggie Princess

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

No Parking in Firelane.

"Not only do we not know how to turn it off, we also don't know how to dispose of it when it burns out."

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

"It's the same thing every Monday morning. Trust me. . . he'll rise to the occasion."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle