Recycling Rebels Pillows

Recycled humor.

The Environmentalist

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Dustbin monster.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Sunday.

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

Outlaw Quilting Bees

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"I'll give you 3 to 1 nobody else turns up."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

A whole life devoted to the very same rubbish that will end up eating us!

Hell's Allotment Holders.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!

Greenpeace protester trying to start new growth on rubbish site

Veggie Princess

Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.

"It's my masterpiece. My monument to the twentieth century."

'Exercise is good for your rehabilitation, you can start by cleaning the toilets.'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'Galvanized metal in mint condition. Haven't seen one of those in years. Quick, hand me the sledge hammer.'

No Parking in Firelane.

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

"Not only do we not know how to turn it off, we also don't know how to dispose of it when it burns out."

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle