Riding Rebels Pillows

Going Under the Horse Jump.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Zero gravity ahead.

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Stop fact checking my story."

Cluster Catastrophe

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Wrong shelf.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Finish line.