Rebel Rider Pillows

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'Never was a team player.'

Michael Schumacher

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Finish line.

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"