Rebel Rouser Pillows

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

ROUGH EDGES: The Birthday

'Never was a team player.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"You're not going out undressed like that."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Hell's Schlegel

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

Michael Schumacher

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

Finish line.

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."