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'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

ROUGH EDGES: The Birthday

'Never was a team player.'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"You're not going out undressed like that."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Hell's Schlegel

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Bike Lane

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Eddy was no spring chicken anymore but he was still a rebel.

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Finish line.

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

No Parking in Firelane.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.