Router Rebel Pillows

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"I really got used to working from home."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

A souped up car...

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

The Threat of AI

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

"Saints preserve us! The boulevardier got another jaywalking ticket."

'Next.'

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Cluster Catastrophe

'Never was a team player.'

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

'Did you remove all the cliches and slang from your term paper?', 'Like, totally, dude!'

Bassoonist cherub.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"What's your wifi password?"

No Parking in Firelane.

"So I called to complain about robots taking over when I realized I was talking to one!"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Angry driver