Rowing Rebel Pillows

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I really got used to working from home."

Joe Henry

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'Think' 'But not too much'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Daily Routine

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Rugby Player

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

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