Rowing Rebel Pillows

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

"I really got used to working from home."

Joe Henry

'Think' 'But not too much'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Daily Routine

A souped up car...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Rugby Player

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Let's rock!'

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

Kurt Cobain

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."