Roller Rebel Pillows

It's fun and gets Goopta home quickly --- Now that's a state of enlightenment!

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A souped up car...

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Let's rock!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Kurt Cobain

Driverless Car

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

"Security is lax on this side."

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Classic vs Rock

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Rules and procedure

Sid & Nancy

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

Michael Schumacher

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Gary Moore.