Roller Coaster Rebel Pillows

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Classic vs Rock

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Sid & Nancy

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Angry driver

No Parking in Firelane.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'