Roller Skating Rebel Pillows

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Shred the plank."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A souped up car...

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Chicken Coupe.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Tortoise & Hare.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Dog on skates.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Shoe house

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working!'