Roller Skating Rebel Mugs

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Shred the plank."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A souped up car...

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'I brought a mobile home.'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

Tortoise & Hare.

Michael Schumacher

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Dog on skates.

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.

Tortoise and hair.

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

'The new incentive scheme seems to be working.'