Roller Coaster Rebel Mugs

"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'Let's rock!'

Kurt Cobain

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Classic vs Rock

Bike Lane

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Sid & Nancy

Gary Moore.

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

Michael Schumacher

'Does your best friend have to come EVERYWHERE with us?'

Tom Petty,

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

Angry driver

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Evolution of the PED X-Ing sign.

"First rule of bike club: no racing ahead."

No Parking in Firelane.