Rebel Rider Mugs

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

100k Desert Crawl

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Driverless Car

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

Bike Lane

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

'Never was a team player.'

Finish line.

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'