Riding Rebels Mugs

Going Under the Horse Jump.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Unrest Area.

100k Desert Crawl

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

A souped up car...

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Zero gravity ahead.

Driverless Car

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

No, it doesn't help when he calls it "oarabics."

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

Bike Lane

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"Stop fact checking my story."

Cluster Catastrophe

Wrong shelf.

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

Michael Schumacher