Litter Warden Gifts

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"How does it feel to be a fink, Sparky?"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Forest Ranger enters forest via employee entrance.

DO NOT FEED BEARS: 'Is it okay if I just feed the bears grubs?'

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

'So we meet again...'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'First time you've been kenneled?'

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'This means war!'

Rescue Dogs

Dog catcher sets trap at fire hydrant to catch stray dog.

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Dog catcher has decals of dog heads signifying the number of dogs he has caught.

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

State Park opening times.

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

'I guess you don't recognize me out of uniform. I work for Animal Control.'