Litter Box Inspector Gifts

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Cat Reunion

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'

'And you need to do a better job of securing your garbage can lid.'

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

'Did I startle you?'

'All right already - I'll change your litter box.'

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

Man buying camel: 'Is he sandbox trained?'

"I knew those drones were bad news..."

Bad kitty! You have to wait for me to open it first!

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

'Should I be charging for those?'

'Oh no! It's Stig of the accident and emergency ward!'

"Do you remember when food had food in it?"

Ouch, I have a stone in my shoe!

Cappucinos to Go

'We have to move! -- the cat overturned his litter box!'

"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.