Litter Box Detective Gifts

Cat Reunion

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

The Complete Cycle.

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Missing sock

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

What if cats talked dirty...

Where missing laundry socks go!

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

A cats perspective of a desert

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

'What were you saying a minute ago, about not being able to judge a wine by its label?'

Health food and junk food

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

"Anything?"

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'Did I startle you?'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'