Litter Box Humorist Gifts

I Love You Litter Box

Kitty Digest. Cat Fancy.

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Cat Reunion

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'I can dish it out, but I can't take it.'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

What if cats talked dirty...

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I'm screwed...'

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

A cats perspective of a desert

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Have you tried drinking ?

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"Sorry, but, as you can see, I finally found the answer to the true meaning of life."

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

Uni-species restroom.