Litter Box Humor Enthusiast Gifts

A cats perspective of a desert

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Trappist Monk Discord

Cat Reunion

'What does it say, Dad?'

Jack London

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

HELLth Food Sprouts

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Crime in bookshop

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Men Working Things Out

Clone Factory

Pokemon Get Lost

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Litteratti K9s.

Trump Tariffs

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

"Inactivists"