Litter Box Humor Enthusiast Gifts

A cats perspective of a desert

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Cat Reunion

Trappist Monk Discord

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Jack London

'What does it say, Dad?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Crime in bookshop

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

Men Working Things Out

Clone Factory

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Trump Tariffs

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Litteratti K9s.

"Oh, just the usual here, occupying Wall Street."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Inactivists"

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'