Litter Box Detective Mugs

"That stupid, good-for-nothing cat has been scratching around in there for a heck of a long time! What in the world is he up to, anyway?"

The Missing Sock Returns

Cat Reunion

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

Missing sock

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

The Complete Cycle.

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

What if cats talked dirty...

Where missing laundry socks go!

Processed foods, unprocessed foods.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Health food and junk food

'This soup must be loaded with additives. The label says that 'frequent use of this product requires periodic liver function tests'.'

Cat builds a castle in it's litter tray.

"Then I began to think outside the litter box."

'What were you saying a minute ago, about not being able to judge a wine by its label?'

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

"Eric is fitting GPS tracking tags to his socks in a bid to learn more about their migratory habits."

"Anything?"

A cats perspective of a desert

Woman is on computer searching a website for lost socks.

"Well, who's it from? I don't take blind submissions."

'Did I startle you?'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

"Artificial coloring, artificial flavoring, artificial glop, artificial slop, artificial this, artificial that..."