Litter Patrol Leader Gifts

Lorry Drivers' Training School

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"No, I said 'sit'."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'My dog's classically trained.'

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Garbage dumped in the streets

Adopt a Desert

"First let me give you my conspectus."

Cappucinos to Go