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Lorry Drivers' Training School

Biofelineism

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"No, I said 'sit'."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Smack, nibble... look at all this garbage! People like to go for a walk in nature but the fill it with trash. They have no manners at all..."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

Bin men load people into their lorry. Driver says: 'The streets are so much cleaner since we started picking up the litterbugs.'

"I'll have a number 5."

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Poopa-Scoopa

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'I just can't bear to put it up for adoption.'

Garbage dumped in the streets

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Adopt a Desert

"First let me give you my conspectus."

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

Cappucinos to Go