Litter Patrol Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Garbage dumped in the streets

Sewage in Rivers Report

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Cappucinos to Go