Litter Patrol Enthusiasts T-Shirts

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

"Yes, you've caught me at a bad time!!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

Walkies again?

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'My dog's classically trained.'

'I understand that the hazardous waste they're hauling is used cat litter.'

Garbage dumped in the streets

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

Sewage in Rivers Report