Poop Patrol T-Shirts

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Here, clean up after yourself."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Poopa-Scoopa

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Police Feline Unit

Just Stop Boil

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

Dream Advertisements.

Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

Poo Bags

Ocean Plastic

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'