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'If I didn't know better, I'd say you enjoyed this.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

'Yes, I got it all.'

Police Feline Unit

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Here's my business card.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

Poo Bags

Ocean Plastic

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'What does ominous mean?'