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'If I didn't know better, I'd say you enjoyed this.'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

Walkies again?

'Yes, I got it all.'

Police Feline Unit

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Here's my business card.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

'You talk about a clean dog!'

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Dumping waste into a toilet.

'My dog's classically trained.'

Ocean Plastic

Poopa-Scoopa

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'