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'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Here's my business card.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

Poopa-Scoopa

Ocean Plastic

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

'As far as our environmental policy goes, if we destroy it we don't have to worry about it anymore!'

Dumping waste into a toilet.

Poo Bags

"There it is Derek,....our nemesis!"

Sewage in Rivers Report