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"Nothing personal. It's just business."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Tred carefully mill.

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'Here's my business card.'

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

"She values her privacy."

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."