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The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

Tred carefully mill.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Not a chance."

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

'Here's my business card.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'