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"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Humans are strange."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Tred carefully mill.

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Not a chance."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

'Here's my business card.'

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

'Yes, I got it all.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"