Poop Scooper Pro Prints

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Humans are strange."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

Tred carefully mill.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Not a chance."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Here's my business card.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"