Poop Scooper Prints

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Humans are strange."

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

A very in tents little girl.

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Tred carefully mill.

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

"Not a chance."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Here's my business card.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'