Poop Scooper Pillows

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

A very in tents little girl.

Tred carefully mill.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

"Not a chance."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Here's my business card.'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."