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"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

Tred carefully mill.

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Here's my business card.'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

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'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

"She values her privacy."

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

New York Scatological society.