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'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

Conga train chasing a man at a party.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'So I guess it's New Year!'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

"Not a chance."

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

'The Ghost of Birthday Present couldn't make it. I'm the Ghost of No Birthday Present.'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."