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The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'I like the litter box...but the pool has gotta go !'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

Tred carefully mill.

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Not a chance."

"It looks like your son has problem skin."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'Here's my business card.'

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."