Poop Patrol Gifts

"No, I said 'sit'."

"Here, clean up after yourself."

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Poopa-Scoopa

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Police Feline Unit

Just Stop Boil

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Polar bear on a mountain of plastic

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

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Pooper scoppers.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

"Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile waste dump."

Hey, don't just throw that on the ground! What were you raised by people?

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

Poo Bags