Poop Patrol Hero Gifts

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Giant sandwich bags.

'Urgh!. . . That's disgusting.'

"No, I said 'sit'."

Pooper scoppers.

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Yes, I got it all.'

'Here's my business card.'

"You should've called me sooner!"

"That's Charles' new gun dog."

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"He got kicked out of the park for being a litter bug."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

Poo Bags

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

Litter Picking Swordfish

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."

"You should've called me sooner!"

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."