Poop Scooper Hero Gifts

The Evolution of Man.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"Humans are strange."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Giant sandwich bags.

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Tidy Tim."

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

Human Cull: People who don't care where their cigarette butts end up.

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

'Whoa! This stream's got a litter problem, John. Check out all the shredded clothes floating downstream.'

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"I wonder how much she gets for those."