Poop Scoop Master Gifts

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'Here's my business card.'

Cleaner and sculpture

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

"She values her privacy."

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

New York Scatological society.