Poop Scoop Pro Gifts

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"I'm passing on Halloween parties this year. You just know everyone's going to show up as Martha Stewart."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Tred carefully mill.

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

'Here's my business card.'

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

The Evolution of Man.

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

Walkies again?

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

"Whaddya gonna do? It's an act of dog."

"She values her privacy."

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"