Poop Scooping Guru Gifts

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

Pooper scoppers.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'Here's my business card.'

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'I don't care what you say...I heard him snicker!'

'I can't stand picking it up.'

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

Colin would go to any lengths to avoid cleaning up after his dog.

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"You'll have to wait till we get home, I've run out of bags."

'Do you have to bring that along? It's as embarrassing as heck!'

2 A.M. on a Moonless Night

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"Excuse me, sir. Do you carry any poo-pourri?"

"I wonder how much she gets for those."

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

New York Scatological society.

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