Poo Scooping Gifts

Pooper scoppers.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Dog Wrestling.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"Right now, I'm between naps."

"Man, this party's boring... do you think we oughta add a laugh track?"

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Your wife didn't do this. I'd recognize your handwriting anywhere.'

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"Not a chance."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Dreadful party, nobody to talk to!"

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Better not circulate these.'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Here's my business card.'

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

He's shy. I always have to drag him to these things, kicking and screaming.

Drink kills.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."