Poo Bag Pro Gifts

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"That's just not the real me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I already have a home security system.'

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

Surprise

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

'Yes, I got it all.'

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Here's my business card.'

'Is it growing?'

"No! Don't even think about it!"

POOP-ANGEL!

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

'He's always on heightened alert.'