Poo Bag Pro Gifts

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Humans are strange."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"That's just not the real me."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I already have a home security system.'

Pooper scoppers.

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

Surprise

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

'Yes, I got it all.'

It's time to treat your dog to Le Bon Chien.

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

'Here's my business card.'

'Is it growing?'

"I deal with yours...you deal with mine."

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"No! Don't even think about it!"

"She looks slow—but watch how fast she moves when I put this disgusting thing in my mouth."

POOP-ANGEL!

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

"Sometimes I regret I chose a big dog."

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'This is my primary place of doing business, although I do sometimes do it on my neighbor's lawn.'

Walkies again?

'He's always on heightened alert.'