Poop Bag Warrior Gifts

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

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'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

We're polishing our brand.

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

The Last Straw

Ace paper recycling

"It's about time the training wheels came off!"