Poop Bag Warrior Gifts

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

Chez Nous Menu

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Urban Compost Heap.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Bulltoon: Insatiabull.

Raining Cell Phones.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Kid

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Ace paper recycling

Fisherman catching rubbish.