Poop Bag Enthusiast Gifts

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Adventure

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"It's deliciously trashy."

She had a thing about Tote bags.

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

Hand bags and more

"Mom, when I was born, did I come with a free tote bag?"