Poop Bag Enthusiast Gifts

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Adventure

Dalmatian with Spotty Poop.

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"It's deliciously trashy."

She had a thing about Tote bags.

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"I thought my backpack seemed a little heavy today."

J. Beebleman Pres. He's too cheap to have a real corporate retreat.

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

"I'm going to have to put a luggage restriction on your manbag."

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

Hand bags and more

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'