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"Yes, I'm a dog person. How did you know?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

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Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Justice for a heckler.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Tred carefully mill.

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Life's choices (Tampons and Chocolate).

Jesus Saves

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Hygiene in food processing

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

'Which bag is the dog mess in?'

"If someone watched a person walking their dog, then stop to pick up the dog's poop. . . who would they think was in charge?"

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

''It's an understanding we have if he wants to come out with me.''

OCD Industries

"You think your people are weird, mine follows me around on walks and bags my poop."

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.

"You wanted a really big dog! So you better take this poopy bag and a snow shovel and walk the beast!"

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

'Why would I want to smell like Germany?'

"My dog? Nope, just a hobby of mine."

New York Scatological society.

Does Your Doggy Do Doggy Doo?